I'm Bad at This.

So it took me another month to figure out, "hey, maybe I should post again!" And then conveniently enough, a friend sent me and email telling me to regardless. Well here we go, today's topic is inside jokes, or ones that go for a long time.

Everyone has them, something that is capable of producing such intense laughter that it can kill you and your friend but any onlookers would have no clue as to what the hell the point was. Weird, but awesome, cause who doesn't love them?

So for all of my friends out here, these are for you.

"Can Opener."

"Against a Wall."

"Let's watch a few episodes of 'Friends' eh?"

"That's uncanny!"

"Sup personwhohasnoideawhatthisisaboutbuttheoneguywouldfindthisfuckinghilariousifheeverreadit."

And none of you know more then two of these. But there are a few out there that are laughing right now, or at least smileing. Fascinating.

Okay so Fig's question of the day is:

"How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?"

Took me Long Enough

So I haven't touched this thing in almost a month, shame on me. I always end up forgetting about something after I have started. NOT THIS TIME. I swear I will keep this useless little thing running for longer then necessary.

So yeah...no idea what to talk about...

Oh I know something, have you ever found yourself having an "old man moment?" A moment in which you think "things never used to be like that" or "kids never used to be that bad" or maybe even "men weren't always pigs like that" when you were never actually alive to see the used to be. I have these constantly, there is a large amount of my generation that disgust me. Don't get me wrong, there are a large number of people that fill me with hope everyday, but so many of the kids these days are brought up to be scum.
Another thing I find rather sad, my better half gets an endless amount of amusement out of how gentlemen-like I can be at times, she thinks that my sense of chivalry is a novelty. It makes me wonder what girls these days must be dating if one such as myself can really be considered so odd. I just like to be helpful.

Anyway, Figgy's Question of the Day:

"Was today just another Monday?"

Dummy Sheets

This is something that I do every day and take for granted I guess, I have never seen anyone else do it anyway. It's kind of odd. I guess I should explain.

I have always been a person that presses way too damn hard when I am writing something in school (or anywhere else for that matter) so for most of my school life I have utilized what I call a "Dummy Sheet." A dummy sheet is a piece of looseleaf that I will place behind the one that I am working on so that no marks will be transfered over onto any work or sheets behind it. I re-use these sheets until they are too messed up to continue with it's job.

Like I said, kind of odd.
Anyone else ever do this, or even get what I mean?

Anyway, question of the day:

"Life or living?"